| Some of the funds tapped have names suggesting that their mission might actually be important. We are going to sweep, this year, a combined $24.75 million from the Drycleaner Environmental Response Trust Fund, Energy Efficiency Trust Fund, Environmental Protection Permit and Inspection Fund, Fish and Wildlife Endowment Fund, Hazardous Waste Fund, Illinois Forestry Development Fund, Park and Conservation Fund, Renewable Energy Resources Trust Fund, Wildlife and Fish Fund, Illinois Clean Water Fund, Environmental Protection Trust Fund, and EPA Special State Projects Trust Fund. Sounds to me like $24 million intended to make our state greener is now going to green some other pockets.
Similarly, our representatives have decided that we don't need to spend $3 million, after all, on the Nuclear Safety Emergency Preparedness Fund. So which is it, folks: were the dangers of Byron and Braidwood going Chernobyl on us overstated, in order to scare the Land of Lincoln into greater spending? Or are all Illinoisans being put at risk of glowing in the dark as a result of necessary, allocated monies going unspent?
Other fund names are intuitive but make one wonder. Who set up the Used Tire Management Fund, and why is it so flush that it can spare an extra million bucks this year? Does your company or nonprofit have an extra million lying around? Who or what is the State Pheasant Fund and why do they have an extra $250,000? Or does this mean pheasants are going to have to cut corners and eat macaroni and cheese this winter like the rest of us?
Scan the list and you'll come up with your own questions. Are the missions of the Fish and Wildlife Endowment Fund so different from the Wildlife and Fish Fund that we need both? Does one even know the other exists? One thing is for sure: when each and every one of these funds was established, politicians issued press releases and had public announcements, and probably received awards, for their valiant efforts in "fighting for" whatever societal good was supposed to be served by each of these funds. Probably they posed for grip-and-grins with Mothers Against Piles of Used Tires and received plaques from the Friends of the Pheasant, all duly printed in the local paper and constituent newsletters.
Another thing is for sure: the establishment of each and every of these funds results in computer fields having to be re-programmed, accounts having to be set up, personnel having to input, review, and output data, meetings being held, budgets being prepared, and reports being generated. For all I know that's all that goes on, and no actual work related to the mission is ever accomplished -- not one used tire or pheasant saved. But it can't possibly be efficient.
Ask yourself: would your life be easier or more complicated if instead of one checking account you had one for your electric bill, another for your gas bill, three related to your car, seven different accounts for various subcategories for groceries, one for your dry-cleaning and another for your spouse's, and a hundred others for various expenses you may or may not incur in the coming year? Would you have more or less time in the day?
The list is so bizarre, and the inefficiency so obvious and overwhelming, that if it wasn't real, I'd swear someone made it up as satire. But no, this isn't The Onion, it's Springfield in action. Pronounced "inaction." These sweeps have been an annual rite since at least 2003 and are now generally accepted practice in our capitol. This year's sweep means that we'll have diverted, in six fiscal years, over a billion dollars total. And I'll bet you've never heard your representative utter a peep against it. It's just business as usual -- with our money. Just part of the reason why I've often said, only half in jest, that service in our state legislature ought to be disqualification for any other post, because too many bad habits are learned.
Whether the funds are unnecessary and overfunded in the first place, or are necessary but being annually hamstrung by fiscal irresponsibility, is hard for the average citizen to figure out. Do we even have a deficit, or are we better-funded than we thought? Apparently neither the governor (who hasn't signed the final authorization) nor the comptroller are even sure the funds have the surpluses designated. If they don't know, how can we? And it looks like it's set up that way. Among the many other things we need in government are some representatives willing to put an end to this annual shell game.
You can find more on how these funds work (or don't work) on p. 25 of the useful report, Citizens Guide to the Illinois State Budget and Tax System, from those budget watchdogs at The Center for Tax and Budget Accountability, who label this an "unsound fiscal practice." A copy of the final version of the "fund sweep" legislation is available online here. And the full list of the swept funds, with amounts, hereby follows for your edification and enjoyment. Ignore the first numbers on the left, those are just page numbers from the printed bill.
FUND NAME AND NUMBER AMOUNT
8 Alternate Fuels Fund (0422)........................2,000,000 9 Alternative Compliance Market Account Fund (0738)....200,000 10 Appraisal Administration Fund (0386).................250,000 11 Asbestos Abatement Fund (0224).....................2,000,000 12 Assisted Living and Shared 13 Housing Regulatory Fund (0702)......................100,000 14 Whistleblower Reward and Protection Fund (0600)....8,250,000 15 Auction Recovery Fund (0643).........................200,000 16 Auction Regulation Administration Fund (0641)........500,000 17 Audit Expense Fund (0342)..........................3,250,000 18 Build Illinois Capital Revolving Loan Fund (0973)..2,000,000 19 Capital Development Board Revolving Fund (0215)......250,000 20 Care Provider Fund for Persons 21 with a Developmental Disability Fund (0344)......1,000,000 22 Child Labor and Day and Temporary 23 Labor Services Enforcement Fund (0357).............500,000 24 Child Support Administrative Fund (0757)...........1,000,000 25 Community Water Supply Laboratory Fund (0288)........200,000 26 Conservation 2000 Fund (0608)......................3,000,000 1 Corporate Franchise Tax Refund Fund (0380)...........200,000 2 Death Certificate Surcharge Fund (0635)..............500,000 3 Department of Corrections Reimbursement 4 and Education Fund (0523)........................1,500,000 5 Dram Shop Fund (0821)................................500,000 6 Drivers Education Fund (0031)......................1,000,000 7 Drug Rebate Fund (0728)............................3,000,000 8 Drycleaner Environmental Response Trust Fund (0548).2,000,000 9 Energy Efficiency Trust Fund (0571)................1,000,000 10 Environmental Protection Permit and 11 Inspection Fund (0944)...........................1,500,000 12 Fair and Exposition Fund (0245)......................500,000 13 Federal Asset Forfeiture Fund (0520).................500,000 14 Feed Control Fund (0369).............................250,000 15 Fertilizer Control Fund (0290).......................250,000 16 Financial Institution Fund (0021)..................2,000,000 17 Fish and Wildlife Endowment Fund (0260)..............500,000 18 Food and Drug Safety Fund (0014).....................250,000 19 Fund for Illinois' Future Fund (0611).............10,000,000 20 General Professions Dedicated Fund (0022)..........5,000,000 21 Group Workers' Compensation Pool 22 Insolvency Fund (0739).............................250,000 23 Hazardous Waste Fund (0828)........................1,000,000 24 Health and Human Services Medicaid Trust Fund (0365).5,000,000 25 Health Facility Plan Review Fund (0524)..............500,000 26 Health Insurance Reserve Fund (0907)...............5,000,000 1 Home Inspector Administration Fund (0746)............500,000 2 Horse Racing Fund (0632).............................250,000 3 Illinois Affordable Housing Trust Fund (0286)......2,000,000 4 Illinois Charity Bureau Fund (0549)..................200,000 5 Illinois Clean Water Fund (0731)...................5,000,000 6 Illinois Community College Board Contracts 7 and Grants Fund (0339).............................250,000 8 Illinois Forestry Development Fund (0905)............500,000 9 Illinois Habitat Fund (0391).......................1,000,000 10 Illinois Health Facilities Planning Fund (0238)....1,000,000 11 Illinois Historic Sites Fund (0538)..................250,000 12 Illinois State Dental Disciplinary Fund (0823).....1,000,000 13 Illinois State Medical Disciplinary Fund (0093)....5,000,000 14 Illinois State Pharmacy Disciplinary Fund (0057).....250,000 15 Illinois State Podiatric Disciplinary Fund (0954)....200,000 16 Illinois Tax Increment Fund (0281)...................250,000 17 Innovations in Long-term Care Quality 18 Demonstration Grants Fund (0371).................1,000,000 19 Insurance Financial Regulation Fund (0997).........5,000,000 20 Insurance Producer Administration Fund (0922)......3,000,000 21 International Tourism Fund (0621)..................5,000,000 22 Large Business Attraction Fund (0975)................500,000 23 Law Enforcement Camera Grant Fund (0356).............800,000 24 Lead Poisoning, Screening, Prevention, 25 and Abatement Fund (0360)..........................250,000 26 Local Tourism Fund (0969)..........................5,000,000 1 Long Term Care Monitor/Receiver Fund (0285)........1,000,000 2 Low-Level Radioactive Waste Facility 3 Development and Operation Fund (0942)..............250,000 4 Medicaid Buy-In Program Revolving Fund (0740)........500,000 5 Medical Special Purpose Trust Fund (0808)............500,000 6 Mental Health Fund (0050)..........................5,000,000 7 Metabolic Screening and Treatment Fund (0920)........500,000 8 Nuclear Safety Emergency Preparedness Fund (0796)..3,000,000 9 Nursing Dedicated and Professional Fund (0258).....2,000,000 10 Off-Highway Vehicle Trails Fund (0574)...............250,000 11 Optometric Licensing and Disciplinary 12 Board Fund (0259)..................................200,000 13 Park and Conservation Fund (0962)..................2,000,000 14 Pesticide Control Fund (0576)........................500,000 15 Pet Population Control Fund (0764)...................250,000 16 Plumbing Licensure and Program Fund (0372)...........750,000 17 Presidential Library and Museum Operating Fund (0776).500,000 18 Professions Indirect Cost Fund (0218)..............2,000,000 19 Provider Inquiry Trust Fund (0341)...................250,000 20 Public Health Laboratory Services 21 Revolving Fund (0340)..............................500,000 22 Public Infrastructure Construction 23 Loan Revolving Fund (0993).......................1,000,000 24 Public Pension Regulation Fund (0546)................250,000 25 Public Utility Fund (0059).........................5,000,000 26 Rail Freight Loan Repayment Fund (0936)............1,000,000 1 Real Estate License Administration Fund (0850).....5,000,000 2 Registered Certified Public Accountants' 3 Administration and Disciplinary Fund (0151)........500,000 4 Renewable Energy Resources Trust Fund (0564).......5,000,000 5 School Technology Revolving Loan Fund (0569).........500,000 6 Solid Waste Management Fund (0078).................2,000,000 7 State Asset Forfeiture Fund (0514).................1,000,000 8 State Boating Act Fund (0039)........................500,000 9 State Migratory Waterfowl Stamp Fund (0953)..........500,000 10 State Offender DNA Identification System Fund (0537).250,000 11 State Parks Fund (0040)..............................250,000 12 State Pensions Fund (0054).........................5,000,000 13 State Pheasant Fund (0353)...........................250,000 14 State Police DUI Fund (0222).........................250,000 15 State Police Services Fund (0906)..................6,000,000 16 State Police Whistleblower Reward 17 and Protection Fund (0705).......................2,000,000 18 State Police Wireless Service Emergency Fund (0637).1,000,000 19 State Rail Freight Loan Repayment Fund (0265)......2,000,000 20 Subtitle D Management Fund (0089)....................250,000 21 Tax Compliance and Administration Fund (0384)........250,000 22 Tax Recovery Fund (0310).............................250,000 23 Teacher Certificate Fee Revolving Fund (0016)........250,000 24 Tobacco Settlement Recovery Fund (0733)............3,000,000 25 Tourism Promotion Fund (0763)......................5,000,000 26 Traffic and Criminal Conviction 1 Surcharge Fund (0879)............................1,000,000 2 Transportation Regulatory Fund (0018)................500,000 3 Trauma Center Fund (0397)..........................2,000,000 4 Underground Resources Conservation 5 Enforcement Trust Fund (0261)......................200,000 6 Used Tire Management Fund (0294)...................1,000,000 7 Weights and Measures Fund (0163)...................1,000,000 8 Wildlife and Fish Fund (0041)......................5,000,000 9 Wireless Carrier Reimbursement Fund (0613).........5,000,000 10 Petroleum Violation Fund (0900)....................1,000,000 11 Communications Revolving Fund (0312)...............1,000,000 12 Facilities Management Revolving Fund (0314)........1,000,000 13 Professional Services Fund (0317)..................2,000,000 14 State Garage Revolving Fund (0303).................1,000,000 15 Statistical Services Revolving Fund (0304).........2,000,000 16 Workers' Compensation Revolving Fund (0332)........1,000,000 17 Working Capital Revolving Fund (0301)................500,000 18 Abandoned Mined Lands Reclamation 19 Set Aside Fund (0257)............................5,000,000 20 DHS Private Resources Fund (0690)....................500,000 21 DHS Recoveries Trust Fund (0921)...................1,000,000 22 DNR Special Projects Fund (0884).....................500,000 23 Early Intervention Services Revolving Fund (0502)..1,000,000 24 EPA Special State Projects Trust Fund (0074).......1,000,000 25 Environmental Protection Trust Fund (0845)...........250,000 26 Land Reclamation Fund (0858).........................250,000 1 Local Government Health Insurance 2 Reserve Fund (0193)..............................1,000,000 3 Narcotics Profit Forfeiture Fund (0951)..............250,000 4 Public Aid Recoveries Trust Fund (0421)............3,000,000 5 Public Health Special State Projects Fund (0896)...3,000,000 6 CDB Contributory Trust Fund (0617).................2,000,000 7 Department of Labor Special State Trust Fund (0251)..250,000 8 IPTIP Administrative Trust Fund (0195)...............250,000 9 Illinois Agricultural Loan Guarantee Fund (0994)...2,000,000 10 Illinois Farmer and Agri-Business 11 Loan Guarantee Fund (0205).......................1,000,000 12 Illinois Habitat Endowment Trust Fund (0390).......2,000,000 13 Illinois Tourism Tax Fund (0452).....................250,000 14 Injured Workers' Benefit Fund (0179).................500,000 15 Natural Heritage Endowment Trust Fund (0069).........250,000 16 Pollution Control Board State Trust Fund (0207)......250,000 17 Real Estate Recovery Fund (0629).....................250,000 18 TOTAL 224,250,000 |